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Shake Down By Police While Leaving Kyrgyzstan

A traveler daydream interrupted.

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There is this feeling that you sometimes get when sitting in an airport, getting ready to leave a country. You’ve just unloaded the last of your local currency on a coffee and a Corona, and you’re looking out the window, just thinking about what happened. You think about all stupid shit you did, all the things that still don’t make any sense, and all that you experienced and, quite possibly, learned. You lay it all out and try to process it, you separate the fact from the fiction but end up realizing that, yes, you really lived all of that. You then feel this smug little smile stretch across your face.

This feeling that I shoot for in every country. I suppose it’s the feeling of victory for a traveler. This is how I always want to feel while sitting on he departure floor of every airport. It means you did something — pushed a few boundaries, perhaps — made a few friends, and ultimately did something worth retelling.

My self-gratifying little daydream was jarringly interrupted.

Two airport police officers were standing in front of me, snapping me back to reality. One was older and fatter and the other, the sidekick I’m presuming, was younger and skinner.

The fat one demanded my passport. I complied, and continue drinking my beer, trying to give off the impression that their presence was no more alarming to me than that of an old acquaintance. Disposition here is key — if I get too passive and yes sir and no sir them, then they are going to do whatever they want to me; if I disrespect them I’m going to get demolished.

As the skinny cop dug through my sandwich-thick passport trying to find the single stamp that he recognized in the hundreds of others, the fat cop tried asking me questions in broken English. I act slightly irritated and tell to hold on a minute as I made a phone call. I called my wife for the hell of it. She didn’t answer. She never answers.

I then became aware of the fact that the lady working at the cafe I was in had conveniently disappeared right before the cops appeared. I knew the situation; some would call it a shake down.

The setting was perfect: a cafe that nobody ever went to in an obscure corner of the departures floor. The place was deserted except for me and the cops. Nobody was watching us, and nobody knew I was there. They’ve probably nailed piles of suckers with this trap before.

You hear these stories all the time about the police in Bishkek robbing travelers, but you generally file them away as Lonely Planet nonsense. The police here hadn’t so much as looked at me until now, as I stood right at the gateway out of their country.

The fat cop then got to it.

“Do you have narcotics?” he asked with a big smile on his face. “You know, [sniff, sniff, goes through the motion of doing a line of coke on the table].”

“No, I don’t,” I replied vehemently, as though his question both irritated and offended me.

But I knew I had to do something.

“No, I don’t have narcotics. Do you want to know what I do for work?” I asked rhetorically. “Do you want to know my job? I am a journalist, I write for XXXXXX. Do you know this magazine? It is very famous. Here, I will show you.”

I pulled out my phone and loaded my author profile on the site, then coolly slide it across the table to him. I pointed out the site’s logo, waited for a flash of recognition, scrolled down a little and pointed to my picture, waited for a flash of recognition, and then had him scroll around a little.

He then made a call over his walkie talkie. A moment later this young, English speaking superior officer was standing in front of me. I stood up and we did a handshake that he turned into a thumb lock and a chest bump. No joke. He called me “man.” The two other cops dissipated as quickly as they had manifested. Their superior took a seat in the booth in front of me and we talked about nothing other than his previous visit to the USA. We exchanged phone numbers. He returned my passport and apologized for disturbing me.

“Please understand that we need to do this to keep the airport safe.”

We rose and he said goodbye as though we were now bros. We did the handshake, thumb lock, chest bump thing for a second time. I scurried away and checked into my flight and crossed into no-mans-land. It was time to get out of there.


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I am the founder and editor of Vagabond Journey. I’ve been traveling the world since 1999, through 91 countries. I am the author of the book, Ghost Cities of China and have written for The Guardian, Forbes, Bloomberg, The Diplomat, the South China Morning Post, and other publications. has written 3715 posts on Vagabond Journey. Contact the author.

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  • Vanholio! February 26, 2017, 9:53 pm

    Lucky break. Assholes.

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    • VagabondJourney March 5, 2017, 6:24 am

      Haha, yes, definitely.

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  • trevor September 17, 2017, 4:45 pm

    am flying out ot Manas in 4 weeks. am dreading it. passport is full, wallet almost empty other wise i’d go all the way to Almaty just to avoid KGZ police..

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    • VagabondJourney September 17, 2017, 8:56 pm

      It’s honestly probably not worth the detour. That Kyrgyz/Kazakh border is so corrupt the guys are friendly about it.

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      • trevor September 17, 2017, 11:26 pm

        ha i crossed Kordai like 10 times even used it as a 10 min visa run. twice. 3 months 2 years ago. 4 months karakol last year 5 this year . volunteer at a hostel here… as well as bike rental wheeling and dealing. 2 places have logos on my weebsite. in exchange for hard cash a miracle in itself … but its time for pastures new. Bucharest in 4 weeks gonna hitch the Transfagarasan highway and write a story…

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        • VagabondJourney September 18, 2017, 12:03 pm

          Next time you cross tell the young-ish fat guy who speaks decent American English that the German girl’s friend says hi. What’s your website’s address?

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          • trevor September 18, 2017, 10:42 pm

            i emailed u

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            • VagabondJourney September 19, 2017, 2:48 pm

              It just had to be moderated because of the link. Thanks for letting me know. I don’t always catch these. I will get it on the page today.

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              • trevor September 19, 2017, 2:59 pm

                ok awesome . signing up for disqus didnt work too well thought id be able to see all my messages . obviously i cocked some thing up….. and thank u in advance for going to my site.. u must be crazy busy to deal with stuff without admin and 2.7 billion daily hits… so i really appreciate u taking time out bests.. Trev

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                • VagabondJourney September 20, 2017, 11:35 am

                  Hello Trev, it wasn’t your fault at all. Whenever anyone puts in a link it holds it for moderation. I just missed it.

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                  • trevor September 20, 2017, 2:39 pm

                    no worries… hope u have/had time to have a quick look …. how u manage to do so much it boggles me …. takes me 4 hours to do a short article ..using desk top weebly on a tablet….

                    time is running soon time to get outta here… regards

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                    • VagabondJourney September 20, 2017, 3:27 pm

                      Hmm … get off Weebly. You won’t get any search traffic with their mid-level domain (as if search engines give blogs traffic anymore anyway haha). Go with hosted wordpress. Comes with the option to add on a custom domain name for free. I believe it costs like $90 something a year but has many options. But I believe you said you coded that site yourself, right? If so, looks amazing. Other than that, keep going with it. It’s a different kind of blog, which is good.

                    • trevor September 20, 2017, 4:15 pm

                      Thanks Wade . appreciate….. 98%of the pages r CSS coded by me. cos the touch and drag elements dont look good on tablet , phone and desk top.. text is all over the place… wrong sizing etc . etc. No page over-shoots… but time consuming
                      Enjoy Bandar… must have changed since 2003 or 2004..