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Humor: What My Daughter Learns in Chinese Kindergarten

My daughter is learning many new skills in her Chinese class in kindergarten, but I never would have guessed this was one of them.

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My daughter received her first quarterly report from her kindergarten in Xiamen. I read through it, as proud as a parent could be, until . . .



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Filed under: China, Humor, Petra Hendele Adara Shepard

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I am the founder and editor of Vagabond Journey. I’ve been traveling the world since 1999, through 91 countries. I am the author of the book, Ghost Cities of China and have written for The Guardian, Forbes, Bloomberg, The Diplomat, the South China Morning Post, and other publications. has written 3719 posts on Vagabond Journey. Contact the author.

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  • Max Neumegen January 12, 2014, 10:37 pm

    Language, such a terrible tool to communicate in…

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  • fitz January 27, 2014, 10:04 pm

    A great story….wonder what the real activity was!

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    • Wade Shepard January 27, 2014, 11:59 pm

      It was suppose to say finger plays, like when kids act out stories with their fingers haha.

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