As the a travel gear reviewer for Vagabond Journey I am asked one question more than any other. People say “Rich, what item clothing can I buy that will make me more attractive, richer, better educated, well travelled and more attractive to the opposite sex”. Well now I have an answer that satisfies all of the [...]
Published on April 16, 2011
As the a travel gear reviewer for Vagabond Journey I am asked one question more than any other. People say “Rich, what item clothing can I buy that will make me more attractive, richer, better educated, well travelled and more attractive to the opposite sex”. Well now I have an answer that satisfies all of the above.
How much would you pay for such an object $100? $50 noooo!!! This life changing piece of apparel can be yours for only $10!
But wait theres more!
Some say this t-shirt is bullet proof and secretes a chemical into your blood stream that heightens your pheromone levels and attracts members of the opposite sex. Some say that the patented Vagabond Journey design is hated by all poisonous creatures worldwide and when choosing between attacking two people the one who is not wearing a Vagabond T-shirt will be the victim. It is also rumored that in the film Pulp Fiction when Samuel Jackson opens the briefcase to be enveloved in a golden glow it is actually a Vagabond T-Shirt that is contained within. Also that the reason for Charlie Sheen’s recent breakdown is the loss of his only Vagabond T-Shirt.
All we know is that you need the Vagabond T-shirt in your life, so buy it now! (buying this t-shirt will support the site and will ensure you are supplied with quick witted comedy posts such as this and examples of excellent photo-shopping, see above!)
Disclaimer
Please be aware that the wearing of a Vagabond t-shirt can have side effects. You may find that strangers in the street will fall at your feet or press wads of money into your open palms. You may hear children cry “Mommy I want to be like him/her when I grow up”. You may find yourself with more money than you can spend and your body clock may run backwards returning you to the golden age of 20. If any of these symptoms becomes too overpowering for the wearer they should promptly use their new found wealth to purchase Vagabond T-shirts for all their friends and family so that they may share the experience in group sessions.
About the Author: Rich Poulter
Rich Poulter has written 30 posts on Vagabond Journey. Contact the author.
2 comments… add one
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April 17, 2011, 12:43 pm
LinkToo funny, Rich, too funny. Especially like the line about how wild creatures prefer to eat people not wearing Vagabond Journey shirts haha. I suppose you are protected in the wilds of the world now — enjoy the shirt!
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April 17, 2011, 7:19 pm
LinkI’ll be safe until Chaya sees the picture! That’s Hugh Hefner that’s hiding behind you!
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