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Only My Dick Can Judge Me Tattoo Photo

Travel photo of the day, July 6, 2011- “I have the best tattoo ever,” a guy said after seeing some girls check out my tattoos at a bar in Olafsvik, Iceland. He was right. He rolled up his sleeve and wailed, “Only my dick can judge me!” and there it was, scrawled across his arm. Apparently, he was drunk in Istanbul with friends and saw a sign that said “Only God can judge me,” and he therefore had an epiphany: “No! Only my dick can judge me!” He then raced off to the nearest tattoo studio.

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Wade Shepard is the founder and editor of Vagabond Journey. He has been traveling the world since 1999, through 80 countries. He is the author of the book, Ghost Cities of China, and contributes to Forbes, The Diplomat, the South China Morning Post, and other publications. has written 3170 posts on Vagabond Journey. Contact the author.

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